WHAT THE IF?

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No OCEANS? Oh, shiiiiii---!!!

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Water, water... nowhere!

An IF from YOU, our audience! Super Uber Duper IFFer Kyle CRICHTON writes in and asks, What The IF... there were NO OCEANS?

Perhaps Kyle wrote this while on the way to the beach? No parking at the shore is bad enough, but no shore are the shore? Yikes!

Of course it all happened one dark and stormy night when Aliens came by and slurped our oceans away to feed their voracious thirst -- the ultimate BIG GULP.

But the next morning when we all wake up to see the parched basins that now cover seventy-five percent of the globe, what do we do? How do we survive? And what's that SMELL???

Biology, Geology, and more-ologies than you can shake a blanket at bubble up from the damp sands to tell a tale of SCIENCE, fueled by the expertise of Matt and Gaby.

Can we play when there's nothin' but playa? AAAAAAHHHH! Listen up, and prepare an ENDLESS SUMMER... What The IF you dare!

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Keep On IFFin',
Philip, Matt, Gaby