# Fear The Cookies & Tea Apocalypse

Philip Shane

Philip Shane

What if (and it's a big what if, I mean totally what the IFFFFF?) instead of the mathematical data that they see on their screens at the Large Hadron Collider, which looks like numbers, lines, graphs, and when all plotted out, it looks like fireworks... all the zillions of different particles spraying out from every collision... well, what IFFFFF, instead of nice mathematical lines, they saw a Haiku. In Japanese.