Dance For Us, Human! DANCE!
Today we solve, once and for all, one of humanity's greatest mysterys: WHY are the Aliens TEASING US??? Plan for the best, prepare for the worst, people of Earth!
DON'T FLIP OFF THE FRICTION
We... whoops!... turned off all the FRICTION in the universe.
M.I.T., The Mysterious Inter-Terrestrial
Was there was a highly advanced civilization that was born, and lived, and died... or fled... or got eaten... on the Earth before us?