VAMPIRES Are Real!
Happy Halloween! This week we're getting spooky and asking: what the if vampires were real, and scientists got to study them up close? You'll learn why our bodies slowly lose the knack for swapping old cells for fresh ones, and why a vampire would need a whole lot of bathroom breaks. And yes, we get into billionaires who take young men's blood, hoping to live forever. Grab your garlic and press play!
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When she's not studying zombie fungus at Harvard or helping us break the universe every week, our very own Gaby Paniccia writes science fiction. Her short story "The Automatic Grocery Store" is now featured on the popular podcast Escape Pod! Listen here: https://escapepod.org/2026/02/19/escape-pod-1033-the-automatic-grocery-store/
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Philip, Matt & Gaby
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